slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(Source: tinymaw)

rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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(Source: spacae)

  • Me: do you like tapes and CDs?
  • Ur girl: yes
  • Me: good Cos Im gonna tape your forehead to my dick so you can CDs nuts

frlcker:

the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you

(Source: studip)


Jakub Rozalski
before the storm
harvest
on the road
survivors
into the wild
warlord

meeting with a warlord
hammer and sickle

(Source: ghostofleo)