a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
- Me: do you like tapes and CDs?
- Ur girl: yes
- Me: good Cos Im gonna tape your forehead to my dick so you can CDs nuts